Thursday, May 26, 2011

you wanna know who won?

thanks for all the comments and jokes!  my kids and i had a blast reading them last night!  here's a couple of my/our faves (get ready to groan):

duck walks into a bar. says, "gimme some chapstick, put it on my bill." ~lynn

where do all the pirates live?  arrrrrkansas. ~audreypawdry

why did the chicken cross the playground?  to get to the other slide! ~micmacker

A boy was riding in the car with his grandfather. Grandfather said, "Oh, no! I just ran a red light!" "It's OK, Grandpa," the boy said, "the cop right behind us did the same thing!" ~kt

and my personal fave:

A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess takes one look at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." ~sherry b.

i sent that one to my husband at work, turns out he didn't know what carrion is so he didn't get it.

here's one my son brought home from school - say it aloud to get the full affect. 

what did the farmer say when he saw a brown chicken and a brown cow?

brownchickenbrowncow! 

ok, thanks for the snorts of laughter and giving my little comedians some new material. 


the winner is #96, marci girl  who never wins anything!  random number goddess heard your cry, marci!  i've sent her an email, if i don't hear back within a week, i'll redraw.  hope everyone else gets some happy emails today! 

3 comments:

Marci Girl said...

Thanks so much! I am so excited to win! I have been smiled upon!

AMKreations said...

lol...so cute! Congrats to Marci!

Lauranie said...

Congrats to Marci Girl!!! GAH!!! I missed your Giveaway Day!! I'm sorry!! I did stumble upon it, looking up something at SMS..like yesterday...so I was able to enter a couple, but didn't even think of checking my Reader!!!! I knew if I did, I wouldn't get back up to finish the stuff I NEED too!! Hope you had fun!! xo

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