thanks for all the comments and jokes! my kids and i had a blast reading them last night! here's a couple of my/our faves (get ready to groan):
duck walks into a bar. says, "gimme some chapstick, put it on my bill." ~lynn
where do all the pirates live? arrrrrkansas. ~audreypawdry
why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other slide! ~micmacker
A boy was riding in the car with his grandfather. Grandfather said, "Oh, no! I just ran a red light!" "It's OK, Grandpa," the boy said, "the cop right behind us did the same thing!" ~kt
and my personal fave:
A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess takes one look at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger." ~sherry b.
i sent that one to my husband at work, turns out he didn't know what carrion is so he didn't get it.
here's one my son brought home from school - say it aloud to get the full affect.
what did the farmer say when he saw a brown chicken and a brown cow?
ok, thanks for the snorts of laughter and giving my little comedians some new material.
the winner is #96, marci girl who never wins anything! random number goddess heard your cry, marci! i've sent her an email, if i don't hear back within a week, i'll redraw. hope everyone else gets some happy emails today!